Konked!

Yesterday was the first time I felt like going to the YMCA in the last month. I had been feeling under the weather but I am on my road to recovery.

After lifting some weights, I used the Hydro-Massage machine to relax my muscles. It felt good to be back at the Y.

My wife used the massage machine after me. I decided to wait for her at the entryway to the Y. When I got there I noticed that they had a sports tent set up to promote some upcoming event. It was sponsored by Tostitos and they had a couple of chairs that looked inviting. So, I decided to take a seat and relax. The chairs had a nylon bottle holder which was perfect for me. I put my water bottle in the holder and leaned back to relax. I was checking out an unopened bag of Tostitos when ....

Just then someone came up to enter the Y and the automatic doors went into motion. Little did I know that my head was lined up perfectly with the automatic doors. What happened next must be obvious to my readers.

Konk!

My head stopped the doors from opening all the way.

I felt a little dizzy, but that is not that unusual for me.

Until next time ...