Skinny Finger

One of the problems with losing a lot of weight is that sometimes the weight comes off in the wrong places.

Recently I was washing my hands and when I left the bathroom I discovered that my wedding ring was missing.

I checked my pockets, the sink, the floor, and the trash can, but found no ring.

I even looked in the toilet, but still no ring.

I double-checked the trash can and found it. Whew!

It turns out that my finger had gotten a little skinnier with all my weight loss.