Golf and Ants

Recently I was playing golf with some friends and I was not playing well. After another bad drive, I decided to lay down on some nearby grass and stare up at the clouds. I thought this would help me relax.

After a few seconds, I felt a stinging sensation in my lower leg. And another, and another.

I didn't realize that I had laid on an ant hill.

I quickly tried to get them off of me, but before I could, I had been bitten about 8 times.

The pattern of bites looked like the big dipper.

At least, I had an excuse for playing a bad round of golf.